If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: morning
If I were a planet I would be: Neptune
If I were a animal I would be: a horse
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a wing back chair with ballandclaw feet
If I were a liquid I would be: Perrier
If I were a tree I would be: a mulberry
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a fox glove
If I were a kind of weather I would be: 70º, sunny and calm to slightly breezy
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a french horn
If I were an emotion I would be: wonder
If I were a color I would be: deep, stormy blue
If I were a vegetable I would be: carrot
If I were a sweet I would be: a nerd
If I were a car I would be: TVR Tuscan six speed
If I were a song I would be: Circle Game
If I were a movie I would be directed by: ...
If I were a book I would be written by: Gene Stratton Porter
If I were a food I would be: Stroganoff
If I were a place I would be: Normandy
If I were a material I would be: nickel
If I were a taste I would be: salty
If I were a word I would be: Uniquity
If I were an object I would be: puzzle pieces or playing cards
If I were a body part I would be the: the hands
If I were a facial expression I would be: surprise
If I were a style I would be: Tadashi
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Kenshin
If I were a shape I would be: a dressage square
If I were a number I would be: 7